2022-09-24

Sometimes the TTC rocks

On my ride home the other day I ended up stopped at a red light. There was a streetcar right next to me so when he honked I looked up to see if I was the target of the honk. But no, he was looking at another streetcar on the other side of the red light.

Streetcar 1: Honk!
Streetcar 2: Honk!
Streetcar 1: Ding!
Streetcar 2: Ding!
Streetcar 1: Ding de ding ding!
Streetcar 2: Ding de ding ding!
Streetcar 1: Honk honk Ding de ding ding!
Streetcar 2: Honk honk Ding de ding ding!
Streetcar 1: Ding de ding ding honk honk ding de ding ding!
Streetcar 2: Driver extends his arm out his window, holding a small device. He pushes a button and: Doot diddly oot doot, doot diddly oot doot, doot diddly oot doot, doot! He raises his arms in a pose of total victory.

The light changes. Streetcar driver 1 drives away in icy dignity.