2021-09-27

Dinner is such a fun time at our house

Child: There’s bacon on my pizza ewww! Poor piggies!
Me: Oh no! And the cheese is made from milk stolen from baby cows!
D: And the wheat! Have you heard how wheat screams when it goes into the grinder to become flour!
Us: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
Us: Just eat the pizza.