Courtesy of a colleague: Best government document titles ever!
Includes the barnburners
- “Do you know oatmeal?”
- “Elder abuse, neglect, and exploitation : are we doing enough?”
- “Vitamin A in war and peace.”
- “Who Are the Zombie Masters and What Do They Want?”
Never say the government doesn’t do its share to entertain you.
Ok. What? People paid for these? Oatmeal? Really?!
And I’m sorry, but NO tax dollars should ever be spent on anything to do with Zombies… *Especially* “Zombie Masters”!!
Oh my god, this is actually quite worrying…