Even though they probably don’t know the meaning of “defecation†in Dundee, preferring a more Anglo-Saxon term pronounced in the Scottish way to rhyme with “brightâ€, the leaflet has been distributed to clinics and GPs’ surgeries in the region. A spokeswoman for NHS Tayside turned the other cheek to accusations that the leaflet was a waste of money and would be better employed hanging on a nail behind the bathroom door.